Luck’s neck feels good

The Onion is happy to report that Andrew Luck’s neck is in tip-top shape:

“It feels great,” Luck told reporters, rolling his neck a full 360 degrees several times in both directions while letting out a pleasurable sigh. “My whole spine is really clicking right now, particularly vertebrae C2 and C3—right in the neck there. But enough about my thriving cartilaginous discs, hyoid bone, sternocleidomastoid muscle, and external carotid artery. They’re all in tip-top shape, so no need to discuss them any further. Oh, hey, has anyone here ever had a kink in their neck? Because I haven’t.”

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