Eli elite among Mannings?

The Onion takes on the difficult task of judging Eli amongst his family’s quarterbacking accomplishments and comes up with a few positives for the youngest Manning:

  • Easily a top three Manning
  • Neck works
  • Can pretty much drop back any number of steps that you ask him to

They also note a few cons to being Eli:

  • Obviously embarrassed by his own existence most of the time
  • Has never stopped to consider if he actually likes football
Todd Smith

About Todd Smith

Todd Smith is a part-time sportswriter who spends too much time arguing on Twitter. What he really loves is eating poorly and watching football. He got his first Colts t-shirt in 1984 shortly after the Mayflower trucks arrived and has never given up on his hometown team. He also still holds to the belief that Kordell Stewart stepped out of the end zone and thus cheated the Colts.