Eli elite among Mannings?

The Onion takes on the difficult task of judging Eli amongst his family’s quarterbacking accomplishments and comes up with a few positives for the youngest Manning:

  • Easily a top three Manning
  • Neck works
  • Can pretty much drop back any number of steps that you ask him to

They also note a few cons to being Eli:

  • Obviously embarrassed by his own existence most of the time
  • Has never stopped to consider if he actually likes football