Adam Schein doesn’t think Peyton Manning will be a Jet next year.  But you have to give him style points for the way he makes his case:

Peyton Manning is coming to the Jets. And he will be throwing to Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

Santa can cover the 40 faster than any NFL receiver.  And the Bunny’s vertical is something Manning’s been missing for years. Just saying…

Todd Smith

About Todd Smith

Todd Smith is a part-time sportswriter who spends too much time arguing on Twitter. What he really loves is eating poorly and watching football. He got his first Colts t-shirt in 1984 shortly after the Mayflower trucks arrived and has never given up on his hometown team. He also still holds to the belief that Kordell Stewart stepped out of the end zone and thus cheated the Colts.