Week 15 Report Card: Colts vs Texans

  With the AFC South title already clinched, the Colts still had plenty to play for. A first round bye in the playoffs or a better spot in the AFC was still possible, although they needed some help from those facing the Bengals and the Patriots. Still, the Colts need to win their remaining games, […]

Monday Morning Moaner: Colts vs Texans

After their previous stinkers over the past month, the Colts felt the need to light a match. After taking it one day at a time and throwing out the records, they did just that Sunday against the Texans. A few body blows later, and the Colts had imposed their will and set fire on the […]


Eyes in the Backfield: Texans

12 Things to Watch in Sunday's Colts Texans Game This is the scariest thing you'll see all year. Last week, the Colts fell down on the road against the Bengals. This week, they get a visit from the worst team in football, the Houston Texans. Oddly enough, that fact does little to quell the nervousness […]

Colts Authority’s Rookie Watch – Week 14

BJOERN WERNER Werner finished up with +0.4 grade on Pro Football Focus, which was staggeringly the fourth highest grade a player on the Colts defense got. Werner saw just 27 snaps against the Bengals, but he did get a pass breakup and a tackle, though he still has just 0.5 sacks on the season and […]

Who to Root For: Week 15

Welcome to Who to Root For for Week 15 of the NFL season. Each week I break down the schedule in grammatically incorrect fashion. That is, of course, unless you consider avoiding awkward constructions to be the heart of proper grammar in which case this column will be near and dear to your heart. Though […]


CA Charting Project: Charting the Colts’ Offensive Line, Week 14

Somewhat lost among Jeff Triplette’s ongoing incompetence and another turd of a game by the Colts’ defense on Sunday was the offensive line’s best performance of the season by a wide margin. Andrew Luck was not sacked for the first time since week three of 2012. That’s right, the last time Luck went through a […]


A Colts Authority Christmas Wishlist, Part 1

Christmas comes but once a year, and so does my desire to write as many Christmas-themed articles as possible.  Today seems like as good of a time as ever to start.  So here are the first three (of 12) things the Colts could give me over the next three weeks as they prepare for the […]


Support Colts Authority With Your Own Spider Three Y Banana Shirt

What should you get for the Colts lover in your family? How about the official T-shirt of!? Until Wednesday, we'll be selling these fantastic shirts from Underground Printing for $12 and $15 (depending on quality/color). They come in light blue and navy and will arrive at your destination by December 23rd! The front features […]

Silver Linings in Colts Late Season Slide

Since the Indianapolis Colts lost future Hall of Fame wide receiver Reggie Wayne to a torn ACL, nothing has come easy. The offense has struggled to find a stride and a new identity. The defense has had to shoulder a much greater level of pressure as offenses have become more aggressive, unafraid of a limping […]

Monday Morning Moaner: Colts vs. Bengals, Crowd Sourcing

The Indianapolis Colts lost to the Cincinnati Bengals 28-42 on Sunday afternoon. Despite another ugly loss, and thanks to the Broncos victory over the Titans, the Colts are once again AFC South Champs and have clinched a playoff spot. As you might know, Greg Cowan is back and next week's Monday Morning Moaner will return […]

Week 14 Report Card: Colts at Bengals

After a win over the Titans in Week 13, the Colts entered the game with an 8-4 record and a chance to clinch the AFC South. To win the division themselves, they needed to beat the 8-4 Cincinnati Bengals. The match-up wasn’t pretty for the Colts on either side of the ball. The result wasn’t […]