NASHVILLE, TN - SEPTEMBER 27:  Donte Moncrief #10 of the Indianapolis Colts catches a touchdown pass during the game against the Tennessee Titans at LP Field on September 27, 2015 in Nashville, Tennessee.  (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

Colts Week 3 Report Card

Just when it looked like the Colts would get to 0-3, Luck and the offense suddenly woke up in the fourth quarter to pull off an unbelievable win against the Titans.   OFFENSE: As usual, let’s start with the biggest question mark: Andrew Luck. He looked like crap for three quarters and completely turned things […]

ORCHARD PARK, NY - SEPTEMBER 13:   Andre Johnson #81 of the Indianapolis Colts has the ball tipped by Mario Butler #39 of the Buffalo Bills and into the hands of Aaron Williams #23 of the Buffalo Bills for an interception during the second half at Ralph Wilson Stadium on September 13, 2015 in Orchard Park, New York.  (Photo by Brett Carlsen/Getty Images)

Week 1 Report Card: Colts @ Bills

Football is back! Yay! Everything is awesome, right? Well, not exactly. The Colts started the 2015 season with a very disappointing performance led by Andrew Luck that has a lot of people on the verge of insanity. Good thing it’s just Week 1.   OFFENSE: To sum it all up, the Colts offense was terrible. […]

AFC Championship Game Report Card: Colts @ Patriots

After a terrific win in Denver, the Colts looked helpless in Foxboro, resulting in one of the most humiliating losses in recent memory and with it, the end of the 2014-2015 season.   OFFENSE: We have to start with Andrew Luck. 13/33 for 126 yards and two interceptions? Yuck. You can ignore both picks if […]

Divisional Round Report Card: Colts at Broncos

What else can you say about this game? An amazing team effort by the Colts earned the greatest win in the Andrew Luck era. Time to beat those Patriots.   OFFENSE: Andrew Luck once again stole the show. He was very accurate all night long including a perfect 32-yard pass to Coby Fleener on third-and-16. […]

Wild Card Round Report Card: Colts vs. Bengals

Andrew Luck led the Colts to a very comfortable win against the Cincinnati Bengals with this ridiculous performance. The defense and the STs also helped to complete what was a very solid team effort to move on to the Divisional Round.   OFFENSE: Andrew Luck stole the show with one of his best games of […]

Week 17 Report Card: Colts at Titans

After that humiliating loss in Dallas, what better way to gain back some confidence than playing against the Tennessee Titans and Clipboard Jesus in a completely meaningless game?   OFFENSE: This was much better than the one we saw in Dallas. Sure, it’s Tennessee and the game didn’t matter, but it was still a solid […]

Week 16 Report Card: Colts At Cowboys

Think about Trent Richardson’s worst carry. It wasn’t hard, was it? Well, this performance was maybe even worse than that. Yeah, it was that bad.   OFFENSE: It was horrible. Everything went wrong from the start with Pep Hamilton’s three straight runs, including a dumb draw on third-and-14 with Richardson. Their drives in the first […]

Week 15 Report Card: Colts vs. Texans

After the ugly game against the Browns, the Colts returned to the Luke to face the Texans. Just like it happened against Cleveland, they were able to get a really ugly win, but one that also clinched the AFC South.  A win is a win is a win.   OFFENSE: After getting just one first […]

Week 14 Report Card: Colts at Browns

This game was as ugly as it gets. It had it all: bad offensive play, awful turnovers, huge drops and more, but an amazing fourth-quarter comeback by Andrew Luck earned the Colts their ninth win of the year against the Browns.   OFFENSE: For two and a half quarters, the Colts’ offense looked awful. Andrew […]

Week 13 Report Card: Colts vs. Redskins

After the comfortable win against the Jaguars, the Colts managed to get their eighth win of the season against the RG3-less Redskins thanks to a fantastic offensive display by the offense and a good enough performance by the defense.   OFFENSE: It didn’t look good early in the game for the Colts’ offense. Kerrigan strip-sacked […]


After a terrible, painful loss to that team from New England, the Jaguars worked as a confidence boost to the Colts because, well, they’re the Jags. Even though it was really ugly at first, the Colts (with the help of a terrible Jacksonville offense) did their job to improve to 7-4.   OFFENSE: It was […]


The Colts faced their most hated rival at the Luke trying to avenge last year’s playoff loss. Sadly, the game was just as bad as that one in Foxboro. This week we start making the Report Cards a bit shorter and it couldn’t have come at a better time. No one really wants to relive […]

Week 8 Report Card: Colts at Giants

The Colts bounced back after that ugly loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers, especially on the defensive side. A mediocre Giants team helped, but the Colts still did their thing and earned a very convincing win in New York to go to 6-3.   OFFENSE: The Colts’ offense set the tone of the game early with […]

Week 8 Report Card: Colts at Steelers

After a shutout win a week ago, the Colts’ defense collapsed and had a historically bad game against the Pittsburgh Steelers to snap a six-game winning streak. Andrew Luck and the offense almost pulled the miraculous comeback, but a nearly absolute lack of defensive support was too much to overcome.   OFFENSE: The Colts’ offense […]


The Colts got to 5-2 with their impressive 27-0 win over the Cincinnati Bengals. Big game overall for everyone, especially for the defense, as they played lights out and managed to pull Indy’s first shutout since 2008. The offense was good too, so let’s take a closer look at the team’s performance in this great […]

Week 6 Report Card: Colts at Texans

The Colts managed to improve to 4-2 after a crazy game against the Texans on Thursday Night Football. While the anticipated Luck vs Watt duel didn’t disappoint, T.Y. Hilton stole the show with another ridiculous performance against Houston. Let’s get right down to it and see how well the offense, defense and special teams performed […]

Week 5 Report Card: Colts vs. Ravens

After two pretty easy wins against the mediocre Jaguars and Titans, the Colts now faced a much tougher challenger: the Baltimore Ravens. In a game plagued by mistakes by both teams, the Colts were able to pull the win thanks to an impressive game by the defense and a solid effort by the offense. So, […]


Just a week after destroying the Jacksonville Jaguars on the road, the Colts returned to Lucas Oil Stadium to face another division rival, the Tennessee Titans. Like most people expected, the Colts had little trouble against a team that had Clipboard Jesus as their starting QB but it’s still worth to take a look at […]


After starting the season 0-2 against a couple of really tough teams (Broncos, Eagles), the Colts were now facing the exact opposite of a tough opponent: the Jacksonville Jaguars. The Colts didn’t disappoint and easily defeated the Glitter Kitties, so let’s get right down to it and see how each unit of the team performed, […]

Week 2 Report Card: Colts vs. Eagles

While everyone talked about how tough this matchup was going to be, there was a lot of confidence entering Week 2 since Andrew Luck was undefeated after losing a game. After enjoying a 14-point lead, it all fell apart thanks to a fumble by one of the most criticized players in this Colts roster. Colt […]