Colts Authority Fireside Chats: Grading Grigson’s Shopping Spree

The money has been spent, the contracts signed, the jerseys stitched. All that's left in the 2014 Free Agency period is for the Carolina Panthers to sign 5 receivers and for us to harshly judge the Colts' moves. In this week's fireside chat, we'll do just that, assigning  the Colts a grade for their FA […]

Colts Authority Radio’s SPOOKTACULAR Colts/Texans Preview, Live at 9pm ET

BOO!  It was a dark and stormy night and Reggie Wayne was a ZOMBIE. The Indianapolis Colts travel to Houston to take on the Corpse of the Texans Sunday night. We'll tell you who will win and why. We'll also complain about the rain in Spain which is falling mainly ON MY HEAD DURING TRICK-OR-TREATING.  […]

Hitchhiker’s Guide to Colts at Texans, NFL Week 9

  The Houston Texans came into existence in 2002 as an expansion team. Brought in to fill the hole left behind by the then Houston Oilers – who had moved to Tennessee and became the Titans – the Texans satisfied Houston's hunger for an NFL team, but not for a winner. From 2002-2006, the Texans […]

Things I would Tweet if I were a Tweeter

On Sunday, convinced of my own brilliance, I made the following statement: "If Ryan Grigson doesn't make a trade by Tuesday, I will never tweet again." The possibility of Grigson NOT making a deal never entered my – surprisingly – limited brain. So here we are. Grigs let me down and now I'm a man […]

Talking Colts Broncos and Reggie Wayne’s Injury, Live Tonight at 8pm ET

The Colts moved to 5-2 with their 39-33 victory over the Denver Broncos. Monday morning, cold water was thrown on the parade when it was announced that WR Reggie Wayne tore his ACL and would miss the remainder of the 2013 season. We'll discuss both of those topics in-depth tonight, when Colts Authority Radio goes […]

Colts Hang on to Beat Denver 39-33

A playoff atmosphere, turnovers, players losing their minds, devastating injuries, a wild finish. Oh, and two of the best quarterbacks in the NFL. Sunday night's contest between the Indianapolis Colts and Denver Broncos was one of the rare big games that lived up to the hype. It started slow: lots of runs, lots of punts […]

Colts fans talk about Peyton Manning

Whether you love him or merely really really like it, it's impossible to deny the impact Peyton Manning has had on the Colts, their fans, and the entire state of Indiana. His first trip to Indianapolis in another uniform as elicited quite the emotional reaction from the fan base. Some made youtube videos, some tweeted […]

Hitchhiker’s Guide to What Peyton Manning Means to Me

I have this thing with relationships. Whenever one ends – intimate, friendly, or otherwise – there’s no going back. I don’t want to keep in touch, I don’t want to catch up every few months, I don’t want to run into you at the mall. It doesn’t matter if things ended mutually, amicably. I don’t […]


Hitchhiker’s Guide to Colts at Chargers, NFL Week 6

  After the Colts' week 3 victory over the San Francisco 49ers, Chuck Pagano placed mousetraps in the players' lockers as a reminder to stay focused on the task at hand rather than getting caught up in the emotional and hysteria of dominating one of the best teams in the league. Hopefully Pagano saved those […]

Breaking down Colts/Seahawks live at 8pm ET on Colts Authority Radio

Tonight on Colts Authority Radio, Kyle and Greg break down the Colts 34-28 victory over the Seattle Seahawks! We'll discuss some late game coaching decisions, big days from Luck, Hilton, and Mathis, and we'll have another edition of wacky stats! That and more, tonight at 8pm ET! Listen to tonight's show by clicking HERE!   […]


Monday Morning Moaner: Colts vs Seahawks

Who was the nimrod who decided to write a weekly column complaining about the Colts in the same year the Colts decided to have an amazing season? Really, there are only two acceptable choices at this point: 1) change the name from Monday Morning Moaner to Monday Morning Merriment or 2) fire myself. Unfortunately, I'm […]

Colts Authority Radio Post Game Wrapup, Colts vs Seahawks, Week 5

The Colts BEAT THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS 34-28 to move to 4-1 on the season!!!! OH MY GOD!  We wax poetic about this game live at 4:30pm ET Listen to tonight's show by clicking HERE!   Also follow us on Stitcher: The number to call in is (619) 996-1632 Notes on how to call in with […]

1st-and-Crown… With a Frown

Another week, another hit to my fantasy football cred. At this rate, the European Union is going to have to bail us out by week 7. The latest debacle? A 105-71 loss, thanks to strong performances from Stevie Johnson (0 points) and Andy Dalton (who helped AJ Green earn 5 pts). 5 total points from […]

Hitchhiker’s Guide to Colts vs Seahawks, NFL Week 5

  On Sunday, two of the best teams in the NFL will meet in Lucas Oil Stadium. Those two teams will be lead by two young, talented, stars-in-the-making quarterbacks. On one sideline there will be a coach who inspired a nation. On the other… a <expletive deleted>. One team fighting for a division, the other […]

Monday Morning Moaner: Colts at Jaguars

11.3 That's the Average First Round Draft Position for the Jacksonville Jaguars between 2003 and 2012, including trades. 7   That's the number of top-10 draft picks the Jaguars have had in that same time period.   Since 2003, the Jaguars have drafted 7th, 9th, 21st, 28th, 17th, 8th, 8th, 10th, 10th, 5th. Here is […]

Colts Authority Radio Post Game Wrapup, Colts at Jaguars, Week 4

The Colts squeaked by the Jacksonville Jaguars 37-3 to move to 3-1 on the season. We'll break it down live at 4:30pm ET. We hope to hove more listeners than EverBank had fans. Listen to tonight's show by clicking HERE!   Also follow us on Stitcher: The number to call in is (619) 996-1632 Notes […]

This Week in 1st-and-Crown

Ah, the sweet memory of being 1-1. So wonderful, so fleeting. Colts Authority's ragtag band of football players put up a whopping 50 points as they fell to "Patriots Life" 64-50 in their Week 3 showdown. One of the dangers of drafting two bad (fantasy) players to "stream" at a position is that, well, they're […]