Who to Root For: Week 15

Welcome to Who to Root For for Week 15 of the NFL season. Each week I break down the schedule in grammatically incorrect fashion. That is, of course, unless you consider avoiding awkward constructions to be the heart of proper grammar in which case this column will be near and dear to your heart. Though […]


CA Charting Project: Charting the Colts’ Offensive Line, Week 14

Somewhat lost among Jeff Triplette’s ongoing incompetence and another turd of a game by the Colts’ defense on Sunday was the offensive line’s best performance of the season by a wide margin. Andrew Luck was not sacked for the first time since week three of 2012. That’s right, the last time Luck went through a […]


A Colts Authority Christmas Wishlist, Part 1

Christmas comes but once a year, and so does my desire to write as many Christmas-themed articles as possible.  Today seems like as good of a time as ever to start.  So here are the first three (of 12) things the Colts could give me over the next three weeks as they prepare for the […]


Support Colts Authority With Your Own Spider Three Y Banana Shirt

What should you get for the Colts lover in your family? How about the official T-shirt of!? Until Wednesday, we'll be selling these fantastic shirts from Underground Printing for $12 and $15 (depending on quality/color). They come in light blue and navy and will arrive at your destination by December 23rd! The front features […]

Silver Linings in Colts Late Season Slide

Since the Indianapolis Colts lost future Hall of Fame wide receiver Reggie Wayne to a torn ACL, nothing has come easy. The offense has struggled to find a stride and a new identity. The defense has had to shoulder a much greater level of pressure as offenses have become more aggressive, unafraid of a limping […]

Monday Morning Moaner: Colts vs. Bengals, Crowd Sourcing

The Indianapolis Colts lost to the Cincinnati Bengals 28-42 on Sunday afternoon. Despite another ugly loss, and thanks to the Broncos victory over the Titans, the Colts are once again AFC South Champs and have clinched a playoff spot. As you might know, Greg Cowan is back and next week's Monday Morning Moaner will return […]

Week 14 Report Card: Colts at Bengals

After a win over the Titans in Week 13, the Colts entered the game with an 8-4 record and a chance to clinch the AFC South. To win the division themselves, they needed to beat the 8-4 Cincinnati Bengals. The match-up wasn’t pretty for the Colts on either side of the ball. The result wasn’t […]


Eyes in the Backfield: Bengals

12 Things to Watch in Sunday's Colts-Bengals Game The Bengals are trying hang on for their first division title since 2009, and their third since 1990. When last we met, the Colts were on the verge of public humiliation at the talons of the Arizona Cardinals. They did bounce back the next week against Tennessee, […]


CA Charting Project: Charting the Colts Offensive Line, Week 13

I would love to have a nice, clean answer as to why the Colts’ line looked so competent during their 92-yard march to the game-clinching touchdown after they galumphed their way through their first 11 drives and managed only five field goals. I watched those plays over and over, trying to figure out some wrinkle […]


Colts Authority’s Rookie Watch – Week 13

Another slow start, another edgy win. The Colts moved to 8-4 with a scrappy win over the Tennessee Titans, but there are still so many issues on this team – including an underwhelming draft class… Bjoern Werner Having failed to take his opportunity against the Arizona Cardinals with Erik Walden's suspension, Werner's snap count unsurprisingly […]

CA Radio: Week 13/14 Review Preview Mashup Show

With Greg Cowan out for a few weeks, Kyle and Rohan join up for one big preview/review show. With Greg out, it's probably going to be a big mess, but we'll do our best to still actually talk about football and stuff. Join us as we break down the the Colts' win over Tennessee and […]