Due to Canadian Thanksgiving, I was unable to give you your weekly opportunity to make fun of my fantasy prowess. Never fear. You'll have ample opportunity this week!
Since you've been gone, the following has happened: Colts Authority fell to 1-5. We traded AJ Green for Philip Rivers. Randall Cobb broke. As did my soul.
What's in store for this week?
QB: Philip Rivers v Tom Brady /// Could there be more jerkface in one place?
RB: Ryan Mathews v Le'Veon Bell /// I just realized 33% of my starting offense depends on the Chargers.
RB: BenJarvus Green-Ellis v Alfred Morris // haha.
WR: Miles Austin v Mike Wallace // Thankfully Wallace sucks!
WR: Stevie Johnson v Vincent Brown // WAIT I MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN THIS SPECIFIC MATCH-UP!
TE: Coby Fleener v Kyle Rudolph
DST: Browns v Seahawks (17pts) /// sigh
So, 1-6, here we come.
I don't know if I've said this before, but I hate Fantasy Football.