Phil B’s anger management advice

I find it somewhat interesting that the man who yesterday seemingly took a job on the SuckForLuck train is offering some advice on calming down.  Nonetheless, I love Wilson as he’s clearly someone who enjoys football with emotion.  And his advice is sage:

4.) If you feel the urge to scream or throw something, shut off the TV. Take a shower. Eat an ice cream cone. Strip off all of your clothes and do 100 sit-ups or push-ups. OK, however many it takes to start panting. Ever notice how it’s difficult to stay mad when you’re naked? OK, so this one is off the wall. But you never know until you try. Best advice I’ve ever received about marriage. If you’re fighting with the spouse, just strip. It’s impossible to fight naked. 

Todd Smith

About Todd Smith

Todd Smith is a part-time sportswriter who spends too much time arguing on Twitter. What he really loves is eating poorly and watching football. He got his first Colts t-shirt in 1984 shortly after the Mayflower trucks arrived and has never given up on his hometown team. He also still holds to the belief that Kordell Stewart stepped out of the end zone and thus cheated the Colts.

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