From the Onion’s AV Club, comes the story of ThinkGeek’s April Fool’s Day joke gone horribly, horribly right.
You can follow the story with the link, but long story short, a new Tauntaun sleeping bag has been accidentally invented.
I just shared this news with Demond. What follows is an actual transcript of the chat:
Coming tomorrow: John Oesher answers 18 Questions.
The NY Times looks at the Colts and the draft
The Reds are a darkhorse? Mark my words, this team will be horrible. They are still a year away. They have no reliable SS, 3B, or CF.&nbs
p; Oh, and they still have another massive hole in a corner outfield spot. They won’t score runs. Ever. If Harang, Volquez, and Cueto all pitch at a near Cy Young level (which I suppose each has in them), then maybe. It’s not something I would bet on though. How bad is their offense? I actually WANT them to sign Sheffield. That’s how bad.
Me too, Mr. President. So say we all.
The Bears get Cutler and a third for 2 firsts and Orton. I guess our schedule just got easy next year. Josh McDaniels will be unemployed in three seasons (at the most).